Actor of note Sir Sean Connery is to run as a candidate for the Scottish National Party. He is a patriotic Scot and a supporter of Scottish devolution.
Connery is expected to make an official announcement later this week. It is belived he will run at a forthcoming by-election to be contested in Falkirk.
Connery who has won numerous awards for his acting claims hi goal is to eventually become Scotland's supreme leader and has vowed to remove the Union flag from all Scottish buildings. He will also introduce sweeping new laws:
- All Scottish vehicles to include ejector seats.
- All Scottish men to carry Walther PPK's
- All Scottish women to be painted gold
- All Scottish bad guys to be bald and have scars
MI6, say they will send a former agent to sabotage Connery's attempts to break away from the Union. Unfortunately the agent selected is to preoccupied writing 'drivel' to care.
