Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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"Bloody volkswagens."

Cornwall - (Nazi Mess): The only son of Fuhrer Adolf Hitler is alive and well living in an English village and has several Grandchildren according to reports circulating on the internet.

Arthur Cobblesocks, 63, is a lollipop man of note, living in the Cornish village of Porth. Cobblesocks is a recognisable figure in the village due to his big orange head and tiny moustache.

Children often ask to lick him.

Cobblesocks who has several granchildren claims he is the love child of Adolf Hitler and former wife of Minder star Dennis Waterman, Rula Lenska, a Polish double agent working for the Nazi war machine.

Cobblesocks is claiming that's where he got his fruity looks from and orange hair, the ginger Lenska.

Villagers say they became suspicious of Cobblesocks when he began stepping on gooses and hailing taxis for no reason while walking his German Shepherd, a sheep farmer from Bavaria named Franz, who follows Arthur around on a leash.

Jesus Buddha is 45.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hitler, Cornwall




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