Man-Eating Vicar Caught Red Handed

Funny story written by Anne Greaves

Tuesday, 27 April 2004

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A Dorset village is reeling from the discovery that their trusted parish priest is a cannibal.

The ravenous Reverend Richards polished off 7 members of sleepy settlement Drimpton, all regulars at the local church, before his arrest on Sunday.

Parishioners became suspicious when eagled eyed OAP Edith Spoon noticed a bloody sinew stuck to the vicar's collar, just days after the mysterious disappearance of 72 year old Frank Webber.

Later that afternoon, Mrs Spoon (68) paid the vicar a surprise visit and caught him gnawing on the remains of Mr Webber's thigh.

"It was a shock" says the plucky pensioner "but I'm glad we've got the disgusting devil and I hope he rots in jail".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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