City of London - (Bad Ass Mess): The grim secrets of the 1994 Blair/Brown power deal - the so-called Granita Pact - were thrown into disarray today with the announcement that a portfolio of prime home loans on the Northern Crock Bank's books have been creamed off into the Granita Trust, an offshore Channel Islands scam that administers the ex-UK Prime Monster's private pension blind trust assets.
Details of the 1994 Pact have always been sketchy.
Now however new evidence shows that the agreement between the two subsequent Prime Monsters was centered on Brown agreeing not standing in the way of Blair's grooming of disgraced ex-Northern Crock CEO Adam Applecart.
In return Brown was allowed to run the Treasury like his personal fiefdom based on his Hellfire Club interpretations of social justice.
All this fell apart horribly in August 2007 when Applecart's stewardship of the Northern Crock showed his real talents would have been better employed in working behind a bent bookies' counter in Las Vegas.
An investigation into the partnership benefiting from the Granita Trust's profits shows that Blair's former racket partner and top WMD fantasist Lord Levy is a major beneficiary along with former Tory treasurer and George W Bush's personal debt-collector Lord Ashcroft of Belize, top cash-for-peerages and Labour Party sperm-donor suspect Sir Chris Evans and uber-dodgy ragtrade kings Sir Philip Green and Richard Caring.
"These bent bastards have a hystery of corruption and cover-ups going back to their 1970s' incarcerations at some of the UK's most notorious slammers," a Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency source said today, "including the Scrubs, Belmarsh and the wackos' jail Broadmoor."
Sharia Blair QC is apoplectic.
