After pop ponce Mika's celebrated opening performance at the Brits last night, the gangly mop topped prince of the falsetto revealed to the world the secret of his success.
Before going on stage, he attaches electrodes to his bollocks.
This simple but effective measure ensures that he can reach those really high notes, when current is applied to his plums via remote control offstage.
"It really makes a difference when they apply some juice, as you never know when it's coming, and you can really give it all you've got" commented Mika.
Mika, who tragically missed being drowned at birth, is one of the UK's up and coming pop sensations.
He prances around the stage like Freddie Mercury on speed and is expected to be hated by everyone in a year or so.
