Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 11 February 2008

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From Saturday's disaster scene

Camden Town - (Rioters): Superstitious Camden Town locals are blaming poltergeist activity on the weekend's arson that destroyed the livelihoods of over 100 North London drug dealers. And many think the curse has continued to rampage unabated after a second catastrophe struck today.

This morning a No 24 double decker bus on diversion from its usual route past the blaze site crashed into a nearby railway bridge smashing its roof and injuring over 20 people in the ensuing melee.

"It's like the driver was in the grip of a horror movie," a dazed passenger said, "hurtling blindfolded down a route to oblivion."

The wrecked bridge is now teetering on the verge of collapse. And less that 200 yards down the same railway line another bridge, spanning Saturday's fire disaster area, is already in imminent danger of crashing down onto the road below.

"Our neighborhood's totally screwed," locals residents told reporters, "the site looks similar to something from a war zone like downtown Baghdad High Street."

"I blame it all on Amy Winehouse," Dave Cannabis, 23, said today.

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