Due to their superior technique and training at Fantasy Football the England Team are red hot favourites to win their first trophy for forty two years. Yes Forty Two Years.
The team managed by Keith Floyd, Trained by Ozzy Osbourne and Captained by Wayne "Who has Eaten All The Pies" Rooney have enormous experience at the game and are unbeaten for the past five seasons.
The qualifying games which are due to take place during next summer will be held at four different venues, The Red Lion, Coventry, The Pig and Whistle, Bolton, The Flying Cow, Torquay and The Old Elephant and Castle, Darlington.
The final itself will be played at Butlins Holiday Camp Minehead due to the fact that it has the biggest Bar and anyone arrested for being drunk or fighting can be locked up in Dartmoor Prison indefinitely.
Unfortunately London has missed out this time as their main Boozer, The Dogs Bollocks is still being built by Barratt Homes.
Its refurbishment is presently five years behind schedule and the cost is estimated at being £35 Billion over the budget.
All games will be shown live on the BBC which is really good news for non digital viewers and will be presented by Sid Waddell.
Tactical analysis and scores for style and presentation will be provided by Craig Revel-Horwood and Robin Cousins.
It is expected that Carol Vorderman will keep count of the scores and her decision will be final.
At half time or when a break is taken to replenish glasses Alan Grumpy Hanson is expected to give his expert opinion if he has recovered from his personality by-pass reversal operation.
Last week he was rushed into hospital after he smiled when the Ref was tripped up in the Bar during a UEFA Champions League game between The Flying Dutchman, Basildon and The Colditz Castle, Munich.
Prince Andrew is expected to present the Trophy to the winners if he can get a free flight back from the Caribbean where he is playing golf and staying in a luxury Villa courtesy of Richard Branson.
