The British Police force marched en masse today in London to protest at the teaching in schools of the "three little pigs" story, after it was declared "too offensive".
"This story is offensive on so many levels" A spokesperson for the Police Federation said."Muslims might feel slighted, builders are also targeted but we all know that this is an out and out attack on the police. Oh yes and we should be paid more."
A record 22,500 policemen and women took part in the march in London to complain about the tale. "What next a story with 'the fuzz' or 'the filth' in the title? This just undermines the public's faith in the Police."
A reporter from this website asked whether shooting dead an innocent Brazilian in Stockwell tube station was perhaps a tad more damaging than this fairy tale. Apparently the injuries the reporter sustained shortly after posing the question were the result of falling down the stairs.