London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): MI5 top brass has given the nod for a policy revamp of automatic organ donation without anaesthetic for all bent public officials.
The move follows UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's edict that all NHS patients must donate their vital organs from now on.
The spooks' scheme would insist all politicians and civil servants register their conniving, scheming self-aggrandizement scams by, say, 31st March 2008 or subscribe to the compulsory donation proposals.
The idea is the first of a raft of new incentives following the New Labour whitewashes of the the Dodgy Dossier scam, the Cheriegate whoppers, the Cash for Honors fiasco and the recent disappearance of HMRC personal data on 25 million UK taxpayers.
"Some might think this proposal is a tad too Biblical," a Thames House source said today, "given the Eye For An Eye tendency of the Mediterranean Cult of the Snake proponents.
"However we are thinking purely along productivity and best practice lines."
There has been no response from Drowning Street.
