George Bush admits he is greatest threat to world peace

Written by Everyman

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

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George Bush admits he is most dangerous man in the world

Embarking on his first ever visit to the Middle East, George Bush has admitted that he is the biggest threat to world peace.

During a press conference, Bush was asked to list three most dangerous elements in the world today. After a little thought - which is the usual amount he gives any decision - he said:

"Well I suppose in third place you have to have our friend Osama and those folks in AL Qaeda. Then Iran has gotta be a worry. But to be honest, I suppose it has to be me.

"I mean all the others have to act in a marginalised way, with limited resources and with the weight of global intelligence services or diplomatic efforts working against them. I on the other hand can do what the hell I like with the might of the biggest armed forces the world has ever seen - isn't that great?

"I suppose it's just as well I leave the white house this year - or who knows where we all might be"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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