Another Brilliant X-Factor Winner Leon To Top Charts

Funny story written by carina-eta

Sunday, 16 December 2007

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Leon attempts a Top C note.

In the travesty that is "The X-Factor" yet another "gorgeous" blank-faced boy has won the competition, successfully out-manouvering any contestant with a semblance of talent by looking at the camera with weepy puppy-dog eyes.

The contestant with the "whole package" this year is Leon, who can stand, walk, gaze to camera and drum up support in Scotland, but sadly is unable to sing a note or carry a tune.

"No problem," says X-Factor producer Simon Cowell,"these days you just have to stand there and look good, we dub in the talent after. We are looking at one lucrative hit single and then the world can easily forget Leon's bland face in a doe-eyed blink."

For the rest of the U.K we have the dubious joy of yet another badly-executed "hit" Christmas number one being drilled into our skulls as we shop.

Bring back Mr Blobby, not a David Sneddon/Steve Brookstein/Shayne Ward/Leon clone, but an "honest" talentless blob nonetheless.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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