Climate Change Deal Has 'Fixed Everything'

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Sunday, 16 December 2007

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Global warming: a thing of the past

The recent United Nations climate change summit held in Bali has been hailed as 'a complete success' by coordinator and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

The conference was so successful that it apparently reversed the recent global temperature rises, restored melted polar ice caps, and even brought the dodo back from extinction - all during the course of the week's meetings.

"I really can't believe we did it," said Mr Ki-Moon. "I mean, I thought we would have to work on this for years, but it turns out there's some people who know how to fix things just like that."

It now seems that global warming is a thing of the past, and the world can go back to its polluting ways.

"It's over. We won't have to worry about global warming ever again," he predicted confidently.

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