With the strife that has been caused by his move to Madrid and his wife's refusal to move along with him. The tabloid press is gearing itself up for a 2004 Posh / Becks break up and is already selecting headlines to run the story with.
We were able to secure some of the leading lines from the Mirror, Sun and Guardian:
1. End it like Beckham.
2. Two Beckham one.
3. Splice up your life.
4. Posh puts her knickers back on.
5. Deago-ing to divorce.
6. Glad to be Madrid of her.
7. The view from the Brooklyn bridge.
8. Goldenfalls.
and
9. Over priveledged stick figures cease their incessant crawling on one another.
The date of the break up is not set in stone, however, press sources tell us that they are hoping it will fall somewhere between the election and the next war.
