Drinking Water Causes Dentists Dole Dilemna

Written by IN SEINE

Monday, 30 July 2007

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The fate of the British Dentist hangs by a thread it seems. Since the recent floods in Yorkshire and more recently down South, people have been drinking bottled water.

Because bottled water is spring or mineral water, it naturally contains NO fluoride and in a matter of weeks people are showing a marked improvement in the condition of their teeth. So dramatic is the effect that the trip to the dentist will be a thing of the past.

It has long been thought that Fluoridating water has been unnecessary and what has occurred proves it.

Prof. Mo Molar from the British Dental Research Institute confessed that: "Fluoride combined with mercury (used in fillings) has an acidic effect on the layer of dentine on our teeth and so in reality the Dentists (by their drilling and filling) have been creating "Jobs for the Boys" for years."

This leaves Dentists in a precarious position and many young girls who like to think they are nurses will no longer be able to spend their lunch breaks in the dentists chair having their cavities filled by the Dentist. Furthermore the 'Tooth fairy' has already collected her P45.

Floss Gummage, a 90+ pensioner from Harrogate said: "I have always drunk water from the well in our garden and I still have all my own teeth. No dentist ever has or never will fill me!" she said defiantly.

Janet Street-Porter was at a loss for words.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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