Mikey the angry Mallard today went on strike for the sake of his feathered brethren. Mikey, an 8 Month old duck is striking for better conditions for Ducks, claiming that they wish to have a better diet than the soggy bread that three year old children throw to them for something to do, and respect for their looks long after they are no longer ducklings.
Speaking on behalf of Park Keepers, Mr Sidney Puddleduck said: 'The Ducks, especially Mikey are all just troublemakers. What difference would it make if they went on Strike? Eh, answer me that? No, you can't can you Sherlock?'
We spoke to a Naturist who said: 'It is only natural in life'.
When the error of our ways was pointed out, we left the naked freak to himself, and asked the Wildlife Expert and all round good egg David Attenborough for his opinion.
'Ducks do provide a good service, but I think it would be months before their strike was noticed, after all we only notice Ducks when they are ducklings, and ducks only notice people when they are young as well'.
