The Boris Season, formerly known as The Silly Season, officially starts today, and the British people faced with a long hot summer of the Beckhams or Boris are voting with their feet.
Airports will see their busiest weekend as British people flood overseas to escape the wettest summer since the BBC invented weather forecasting.
Let's face it, there's nothing to read but Beckham stories and Boris self-promoting himself like there's no tomorrow.
This means there will be long news reports of delays at airports caused by journalists having nothing else to report.
And a budgie called Boris is going to land on Mars.
