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Monday, 18 June 2007


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Tintin in Holand

The latest Tintin escapade shows the young explorer exploring more than he's used to. Since he was first introduced to the world in the early part of the 21st century he has become world famous for his daring expeditions to different parts of the world. Tin Tin's publishers feel that it is time the character was brought up to date.

Tintin can be seen in the newest publication wearing a hoody, using an iPod and mobile phone to keep in contact with Captain Haddock. Tintin can also be seen engaging in a number of explicit acts such as mugging old ladies and spray painting explicit words and phrases on Snowy.

Perhaps the most controversial story line is the coke fuelled rampage which sees Tintin travel to Holland in search of his old friend Professor Calculus when he is enticed into the seedy underworld of drugs, transsexuals and homosexual sex.

A spokesman from the NSPCC said "we are delighted that Tintin has been brought up to date to reflect the true realities of today's world"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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