Bertie Ahern gives Statement over Financial Issues

Funny story written by Oh the Funnyman

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Mr Ahern reciving payment hidden in a bush of shamrocks.

Taoseach, Bertie Ahern earlier today gave an exclusive statement about his finances in the early 90's. His statement read: "Lads, the money as just restin' in me account. That's all I have to say."

When our quick thinking Spoof reporter' questioned Mr. Ahern as to how money could be resting in his bank account, when at the time he had not yet opened a bank account of any sort, Mr. Ahern basically legged it.

This new revelation, in any other country, would spell disaster for those involved, but instead, polls today so that Finna Fail have gone up five points!

This writer ask only this: What up with that?

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