Al Qaeda ready for prisoner swap - Angelina Jolie for who ever you want!

Funny story written by matthatt

Friday, 25 May 2007

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DUBAI (Root Ours) - A purported leader of al Qaeda in Afghanistan said in a statement posted on the Internet on Friday that his organisation was willing to exchange prisoners with Britain and other Western countries.

"One of our prisoners is Abu Kamagra al-Feel-Stiff-Inni" said the statement posted on an Islamist Web site used mainly by al Qaeda "You can have him in return for that lovely infidel swine Angelina Jolie and the milky skinned Scarlet Johansson, I wouldn't mind seeing what is underneath her burka, if you know what I mean" continued the statement.

Officials are quite keen to get their hands on Mr Stiff-Inni and are said to be in negotiations with the agents of Ms Jolie and Ms Johansson.

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