Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

Funny story written by Stylo

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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THE ACTUAL AXE

In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.

A close aide to Prince Harry reports "He was chopping some firewood for the Queen at Sandringham, when he was distracted by a bird flapping 75 feet away".

Prince Charles is said to be furious, and has demanded that the bird (thought to be a pigeon, or 'flying rat') be shot at once, and it's blood smeared on nearby trees as a warning to other potential feathered distractions.

Harry is said to be 'not that bothered' about losing his hand, and is more upset that a planned trip to a war-torn country may be indefinitely postponed.

The Queen was unavailable for comment.

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