Ken Livingstone was Skeletor in previous life

Funny story written by Shanghaied

Friday, 4 May 2007

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Mayor Livingstone talking seriously.

London - Today London Mayor woke up bored journalists at his hourly press conference by revealing that in a previous life he was employed as Skeletor in the masters of the Universe fighting on behalf of all that is bad and working against the treachery of He Man and She Ra.

Mayor Livingstone revealed that being continually beaten by He Man every week in a two dimensional cartoon world inhabited by witches, goblins and wizards was only marginally less fanciful than his policies as London mayor. latter day cartoon character Livingstone added that if you can believe that Londoners stomached a 60% increase in the congestion charge from 5 quid to 8 quid - anything is possible in this place.

He continued to advise journalists about how he would paint the sky pink, die the Thames purple and increase the cost of getting around London slowly until Londoners had to sell body organs to use local transport.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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