London - (Ass Mess): Acting Coroner Baroness Elizabeth Butler Sloshed has been dumped from conducting the October inquest into the death of Diana, ex-wife of the Pretender to the Throne after admitting she was too old and doddery to be up to the job of conducting the thorough class act whitewash job that the UK Hellfire Club expected in the hearing.
A leading corruption expert judge will now take over the reins in what promises to be yet another classic chapter if the unfolding ten year pantomime into hiding the hideous classified intelligence files on one of the world's most accomplished Hellfire Club slappers ever to worm their way into the puppet monarchy of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones.
Lady Butler Sloshed, 73, is the former head of the UK Family Division which adjudicates sensitive custody matters in private without the burden of juries and evidence.
She took over as the Diana coroner seven months ago after her predecessor the royal coroner Michael Burgess, quit after refusing to take part in the shambolic Blairite fiasco that would have compromised dozens of the country's most senior Law Lords, judges, QCs, barristers and legal personnel ever unlucky enough to be involved in the furor.
A spokesman for Clarence House, the Pretender's official London seat, said today that the whole puppet monarchy is 'totally gobsmacked' by this recent twist which was their last chance for a Hutton Report-type of classic whitewash into the whole miserable Diana business.
Camilla is sick as a parrot.