Reading Man Conquers On Of The Last Big Problems

Funny story written by Duff

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

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Bill O'Day's Earth-shattering pea soup yesterday.

A man from Reading has the science world in a spin today because Bill O'Day has split the pea and believes that it's going to make him a man of destiny.

An elated Bill told us:

"I've been working on this for yonks and despite all my efforts I could never crack it. But last night I had a brainwave. So today in the lab I held one, a common bird's eye garden, lightly in a vice and cut into it with a knife and that was it.

I know that I hold a great secret in the palm of my hand and that I may well have altered the course of mankind for ever. The genie is well and truly out of the box"

UN Inspector Hans Blix commented:

"Until now I have always been happy with chowder or maybe oxtail but now with this staggering development I believe that split-pea soup will be a reality in all our lifetimes!"

Tony Blair speaking on the steps of number 10 last night said:

"Well this just proves that me an' George got that whole war deal right!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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