Today a man in Lhump called police after his shoelaces were stolen.
Dump Mcgoggling 62 was shocked as he normally always has his
shoelaces on his shoes before bed, “I always have them on my
shoes before bed, so this came to a great shock and if they were to
get stolen.
I have my pigeon Arnold to guard the house so it would be
nigh on impossible. If anyone in and around Lhump has any
News on who might have stolen Mr Mcgoggling’s precious laces be
sure to ring Crime Twatters on 0907TWATTERS now. Or alternatively don't bother as this news is stupid and nobody will believe you.com.
