Mike Pence went to a Gridiron Dinner and had the veal – which was still alive! Pence pulled out a gun and killed the squealing baby cow right in front of everybody … to much applause. Then Pence went onto the stage, wiping off cow’s blood from his…
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
Migrants around the world are happy as hell, thanks to the Chinese showing the complete ineptness of NORAD and the ridiculous Americans. China and Russia are laughing their assholes off, and I’m kinda laughing too. Migrants from Central and South…
Rishi Sunak, the greatest Prime Minister of the British Empire, has bought himself a present for remaining in office for a 100 days! Wow! That’s (my math’s not too good, but …. carry the 2) that’s more than 44 days! He bought himself (well, tax pa…
Nadim Zahawi is the chairman of the UK Conservative Party. He is also a dishonest toe rag. Careless whiskers by Rob Barratt Oh where are we, Mister Zahawi? Was your brain on safari in Malawi? Or Mali? Or Derby? Or in a bowl of pastrami?…
To cheer himself up, after losing the job of Prime Minister to largely forgotten former Liberal Democrat, Rishi Sunak has bought himself a brand new kettle. 'Yes' said the dapper politician 'I was feeling a bit down about losing the top job to Liz…
After his entire cabinet resigned, Johnson appointed one of his spoilt 7 year old sons as Energy Minister. During a meeting where he was asked what the energy price cap should be, Rupert Johnson replied "A gazillion pounds!" before running away to lo…
The race to be the next UK Prime Minister is on. And it's a mediocre race to the bottom, a three-legged race run by amputee horses high on the ketamine of low taxes, where the loser is likely to be shot quite literally with the votes of the Tory memb…
Chancellor Rishi Sunak has revealed that despite managing the finances of the UK, he doesn't actually know what taxes are. When asked by a journalist at a press conference, he said, "Is that what you call it? The money that all those people give to t…
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