Once loyal subjects throughout the UK were agog at the queenlyness of Helen Mirren at the Oscars<span class=sup>®! "That Bird's got herself some set!" was all that Nigel Titslicker could manage after witnessing the new royal Mum. "Outstanding! Nothing like the old dear's queenly flatness!", wrote the Daily Mail royalty critic, David Lovboobs.
It didn't take long before every old dame and ancient damsel in the Kingdom united at the local brassiere for a little or a lotta lift! "If our new Queen Helen can boost that bust, then so can we!", chanted the Old Crones of Canterbury (OCC), an Anglican sodality devoted to Royal saints.
When the word got out that the novel Queenie paid a visit to Queen Victoria's Secret afore her Oscar apparition,that newest,latest London undergarment salon was mobbed by every drooping Mab in the city.Bessy Windsor was first on line :"I get that throne back if all it takes is a little lift!"
Lift operator, Enon Tone McCrone exclaimed "Get out the forklift, Boyos!" When he saw the former Queen in the queue.
I-Talian-American speaker of da House Pelosi is rumored to be following McCrone's campaign for PrezMinister.Sources close to the First Madonna say that she's been fascinated with playing with the title: PrezReina.
