Naked Wayne Rooney - Scare tactics

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Wayne in provocative pose, right after shaving his belly

Wayne Rooney is to be pictured on the Manchester United Web Site stark naked in an attempt to intimidate opposing teams it has been revealed.

Sir Alex Fergusson has described the photos as "Not Pretty" adding, "it's a sight we at Man United see every day and it does nothing for us - Wayne has his own dressing room so that the rest of the team can focus on the matter in hand".

Wayne was unable to comment today due to restrictions in his contracts with SAGA and Age Concern.

Wayne is hoping that Opposing teams will view the pictures and have fear lodged in their minds - the subliminal message being " Do you want this coming in at you hard in the box?"

I know I wouldn't!

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