Charles and Camilla Slum it in Philly

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 29 January 2007

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Philip and Camilla incogniti in the City of Brotherly Love

In a modern-day version of Dickens' The Prince and The Pauper, The Prince of Wales and his Duchess of Cornwall disguised themselves as commoners and went about Philadelphia, a city in one of the original Thirteen Colonies.

The royal couple incognito could not believe that they went unrecognized. "No one said a word ,in fact, those Yanks treated us like the scum they must usually encounter on a daily basis!", exclaimed the Prince.

The Duchess said she could not help but concur: "Don't they know royalty when they see it!? Even if it's sloppy seconds...I bet if it was that Diana they'd of been fawning like spaniels.I'm a direct descendant of Lear's daughter Goneril and if these illiterates had only been able to read the play they'd know they had better watch their arses!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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