Big Brother star Jade Goody has in an exclusive interview inside the Big Brother house reveiled she isn't a real racist. It is thought that Goody, 53 has also never lied. The serial 'truth teller' said today, "I'm no racist, i'm so 'fick i don't even understand what that means. I keep 15 Indians as slaves & feed them every day at my Surry mansion. Would a real racist do that?"
Goody has been tabloid filler for some time now but even her 'good looks' & sparkling wit' haven't stopped officials in India from preparing the hangmans noose for the star. PM Tony Blair said today in a speech at the House Of Commons, "Relations between India & the UK have been damaged due to the tirade of abuse that poor Indian woman has endured. To even the balance I have decided on behalf of the British people that it is for the good of the British people & our core values that this woman hangs".
Goody will meet her end alongside fellow racists Jo S-Club Seven, the scouse one & also her mother Jacky.
Jade Goody is unaware of the media frenzy & also her fate outside the house. Rope making company Hangers PLC have wished to distance themselves from the star.