Big Brother - Jermaine's Tattoo

Funny story written by CleoRantYa

Thursday, 18 January 2007

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Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jermaine has had his hairline turned into a permanent fixture by means of a tattoo etched all around his face!

As yet this story has not hit the 'head' lines because no one seems to have noticed. Once you realise Jermaine's hairline looks fake you cant stop looking at it!

Once Jade realises Jermaine's fake hairline she will be itching to get out and incorporate the method in her own salon to add to her riches. She has already learned facial bleaching courtesy of Shilpa and now she could get hot tips from Jermaine.

Bookies are taking bets as to the next celeb to have the hairline tattoo - my money is on Bono!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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