Written by Bob Muppet

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

image for India declares war on Big Brother
C4's offices are in ruins

The prestigious offices of Channel 4 were lying in ruins after a crack team of Indian army commandos launched an attack last night.

The British Prime Minister, Tony Blair expressed his astonishment at the attack but conceded that it was justified because of certain alleged remarks made on one of its programmes called 'Big Brother'.

Racist remarks were apparently made against a prominent Bollywood star who was appearing in the reality show.

A politically correct, non-male spokesperson expressed concern that Channel 4 had to be taken off-air because the studios were wrecked.

A representative for the Indian government said that it jolly well served Channel 4 right.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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