Water We Going To Do About This Problem Asks National Park?

Funny story written by Duff

Friday, 5 January 2007

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Oooh er missus! Zeke's sign

History is being made today in Canada as Zeke Buford, a dismissed national parks worker, is taking the authority that runs Niagara Falls to court.

The problem centres around simpleton and dyslexic backwoodsman Buford, who was asked by bosses to hastily make a sign to show visitors the new charging policy that was implemented at the world famous attraction. Zeke, who did odd-jobs at the park, told our North American correspondent:

"Ah done made the sign and about thirty dang minutes later I was called into the boss's office and fired. He told me mah sign was too dern rude"

A spokesman for The Falls comments:

"We had no alternative but to sack him. The sign made a laughing stock of what is effectively one of the wonders of the world"

See what you think readers as we've printed a picture of Zeke's sign opposite.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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