Written by carina-eta

Monday, 18 June 2018

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Tag of Tragic Graffiti Artist Found on Track

Darwinism strikes again as three graffiti artists have been hit by a freight train in Brixton.

British Transport Police are treating the deaths as "unexplained" but a worker filling in an accident form at the scene was found to have filled in the cause of death section as "stupidity".

The three tragic youths and their multi-coloured spray cans were found on the tracks this morning, it's believed they died overnight but the bodies did not show up in the dark.

A spokesman said, "We believe they dressed in dark clothes, at night, came out onto a live section of track, with live trains, that has no hidey holes to run to if a train hurtles by and stood there drawing pictures, for about 30 seconds, before a train came along and hit them all.

Police are trying to trace relatives of the foolish threesome, but not children as it's hoped that none of the trio had bred before their untimely deaths.

Officers have released the spray-painted tags of the youths as : " Aaaa.......", "Fu..................." and "Dave."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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