A power cut that caused havoc around London's seedy West End / Soho areas seems to have been caused by a serial killer London's police authorities have been hunting since 1888!
One person lost in China Town, a Chinese man with noodles in his eyes, swore he saw Jack The Ripper creeping through a dark alleyway with a knife just after the place was plunged into darkness!
Another person, dressed like a woman, but smelling like a gay man, Brut, with a tint of Old Spice, also ran for his life as this strange figure approached him/her and asked for a light (logical when everything is dark!).
Police were made aware of the dastardly stranger stalking his prey with an Eastern European accent, and came to the conclusion it was Jack, no doubt! So the whole area was shut down in the hope of catching the BEAST FROM THE EAST, but sadly a chilling Siberian wind blew down Tin Pan Alley and all that was left of Jack, was a freezing prostitute in a mini-skirt up to her rear end. who swore she saw Jack The Ripper in a Purple Haze caused by sniffing cocaine, heading for London Bridge....
The lights were then put back on, and the Metropolitan Police were left in the dark once again as they attempted to catch the one and only Jack The Ripper!
A drunken tramp told the police he was 'ripped off' by a Polish immigrant giving proof that he was not a disturbed King, but a Polish pervert...!
