Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed to escape through an open window in the ladies rest room. What ya gonna do?"
Jennifer Saunders said; "I am devastated because it was one of the best things what I wrote since writing what me and Dawn French wrote before I wrote what this is about".
Spice Girls spokesman Errand Bouy said; "The girls are devastated but on the bright side they will not have to continue paying the local drunks to fill the auditorium,".
Theatre Manager Sid Smith remarked; "Thank fuck for that"
