Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 17 December 2017

image for Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!
Health Warning! Keep you snatch warm and do not let it go blue!!!

Liverpool, UK: A young lady spotted walking down a Scouse street without knickers, and nothing else apart from a fur coat and ear muffs, flashed her rosy-colored bum to the neighbours and they called the cops believing there was a loony on the loose in Liverpool (A quite common occurrence)!

The cops pulled her over and asked why the hell she was flashing her bum in freezing temperatures and causing, hot, horny male neighbours to get even hotter behind their curtains!

Jaggedone, immediately sent his fav Scouse, scandal, CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Flasher Rain-Mac, above ground to see what all the fuss was about after peering between her nicker-less thighs from a drain hole! Here is his report after listening to the conversation between the cop and the female Liverpool loony:

Cop to loony; "Madam why are you flashing your privates in the freezing cold, your unmentionable could get hypothermia?

Loony to cop; "I'm a fashion addict lad and knicker-less walking is the next fashion tsunami to hit Liverpool because ever since the Beatles died and our lousy football club failed to win anything, I have to get the eyes of the world in awe at the sight of my muff, and this great city!"

The cop then called the local loony bin, they arrived with a straight jacket and a pair of woolly knickers to cover it up, and she was last seen kicking her legs in the air as she was shoved into a huge white van!

Jaggedone's reporter disappeared down his drown-hole feeling stiffer after the dreadful experience and is heading back to Manchester where sanity prevails!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Underwear, Liverpool




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