Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 24 October 2017

image for Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!
Hearse companies make sure you have paid your road tax before your clients end up looking like this in your vehicle!

Bristol, UK: A dead body waiting to be transported to the grave missed its appointment because the vehicle carrying it was CLAMPED!

The owner of the hearse was DEAD sure he paid his road tax, but the brain-dead company clamping the thing thought, "man this is a DEAD sure way of making 260,00 quid!" So whilst the vehicle was standing outside a mosque waiting to go to the graveyard, they nipped in and bought a DEAD-END to the procession!

Family members of the corpse lying in the hearse were obviously upset as they exited the mosque only to find their clamped hearse and an extortionate fine clinging to the windscreen!

After contacting the local tax office and, paying the fine, the dead body was then transported to the graveyard, but due to the delay, missed its time slot! So the family had to pay the cremating company a couple of hundred quid extra because they were feeling half dead and waiting to go home for a cuppa after a strenuous day in this dead-end job...

So there you have it hearse owners; make sure you pay your road tax before you commit to transporting dead bodies in Bristol because brain-dead clamping companies are hovering around and will drive over any dead-bodies to earn their rotting bucks!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tax Evasion, hearse

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