Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 22 September 2017

image for UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!
Even she loves a bit of "hot and spicy" over the counter of her local Pizza joint!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings!

The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced with hot chillies, being baked, seems to create erotic reactions in over-sexed, young customers, so the company in question decided to clear the counter for a couple to relieve themselves! Sadly, the whole thing was filmed on CCTV cameras and now the pair are being sent to prison for having a "topping or two too much!"

Shocked mums and dads with kiddies watching the whole thing stormed out and headed for a burger joint. After a hungry policeman waiting for a good old-fashioned Margarita, without garlic and chillies, saw the film. He decided to arrest the couple who went to the bathroom to wash their hands, and other parts!

A spokesman for the pizza joint gave the following statement to Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; plenty of them in the kitchen BTW) starving, pizza paparazzi reporter, Red Hot-Chilli-Pamper, and here it is:

"We make em hot and spicy and that's just our punters, so we thought we'd accommodate them while they wait with a bit of extra topping on the counter! It's also online entertainment for our home deliveries because our CCTV cameras beam direct onto the internet for advertising purposes!"

So pizza lovers why do it on the sofa watching Eastenders, you can do it on the counter of your favourite pizza joint! However, you could end up in the slammer, beware!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex scandal, Pizza

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