Pay and display on M60

Written by Aaron David

Friday, 7 April 2017

A pay and display scheme is to be introduced on the M60, a spokesman said today.

"If people are going to spend hours and hours sitting in their stationary cars on prime Manc real estate, it seems obvious to me that they should pay for it." Said 'Hulking' Stan Rovers.

"After all, this is the city that's quite near the city that gave the world The Beatles. The revenue will be wisely spent, funding a wanky art gallery and possibly a statue of Terry Christian. We will need a bloke with a hearing aid and a negative attitude to collect the money; I wonder what Morrissey's up to."

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