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We Dislike Morrissey

Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey. We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even...

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Pay and display on M60

A pay and display scheme is to be introduced on the M60, a spokesman said today. "If people are going to spend hours and hours sitting in their stationary cars on prime Manc real estate, it seems obvious to me that they should pay for it." Said 'H...

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Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

Funny story: Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th...

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Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...

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"Common as muck," ex-Smith Morrissey declares the Falkands Argentinian!

Funny story: "Common as muck," ex-Smith Morrissey declares the Falkands Argentinian!

Ex-Smith and pretty awful singer Morrissey has jumped on the band-wagon (he could do with one) by declaring that the Falklands are not British, they belong to Argentina and should be given back to them. He just happened to be touring their country at...

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McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds are to launch a cheeky new burger called the Morrissey in retaliation to the singer's scathing attack on the fast food outlets. The burger is set to contain a triple deck of ham, beef and chicken and it's advertising slogan will be 'You're...

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Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life. Change number one would involve giving away all his money t...

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Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

Funny story: Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

The Royal Family announced surprising news today that cult icon and lead singer of The Smiths, Morrissey, will provide entertainment as the wedding singer for Kate and Wills big day - at the cost of re-writing The Smiths hit album, The Queen Is Dead.

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David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

Funny story: David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open to blackmail. The appointment was made...

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X-factor One Direction's Morrissey Dream Come True

Funny story: X-factor One Direction's Morrissey Dream Come True

Friends from within the camp of One Direction have revealed that the boys will be taking a shocking new career move this Christmas if they win the show. They said that the boys plan to commit a Revolutionary act against the X-factor machine and...

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Police Search Morrissey Wardrobe

Funny story: Police Search Morrissey Wardrobe

Police in Greater Manchester have today raided the home of former Smiths frontman, Morrissey, and conducted a thorough search of his wardrobe, due to a ridiculous claim the morbid crooner made in one of his songs, that he was 'without clothing'. I...

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Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

Funny story: Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

The singer Morrissey, real name Morris Day, and a brother of Green Day, is being dropped by his music label for releasing an upbeat song.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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