Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 8 November 2015

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No,Neville, not that story again....

During the Queen's speech at Christmas, the Queen is not expected to bang on about being in the same job for all of these years. As we all know, it is boring when Neville in accounts does it.

Elizabeth II is instead going to speak about the world situation, and the many hours that good people put into making it a better place. A Daily Mail reader said:'All these do-gooders, coming in here, taking our stereotypes, and pouring scorn on them, all these selfless people giving more of themselves than they should. Good old Queenie, don't you just love her?'

Neville (he is 57, you know, and has been in the job 40 years, 40 years I tell you, man and boy) was too busy telling a new recruit how much better things were, back in the day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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