"Enough Whistleblowing," says everyone, as Anonymous threatens to publish your porn search history

Written by Seymour Didez

Thursday, 22 October 2015

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Britain was concerned for it's mates yesterday as news leaked that Anonymous, a group of 12 year old virgins from Buttfuck County Arizona, intend to publish your internet porn search history online in frustration at the girl at band camp not putting out.

Potato
Web designer Ivor Potato condemned the move- "I mean I'd rather cut me hand off personally and I've never seen any porns myself but I can see how my mate could be worried about it getting out that he's into tit bondage, humiliation, Hawaiian muscle fucks and that" he laughed nervously.

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"Not me like, my mate. You don't know him, he went to a different school" he added.

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