An anonymous sauce in MI7 has declared that Isis is controlled by Edward Snowden, a well known American living in Russia.
The sauce, given the codename Tom, spoke exclusively to Spoof's expert on secrets Josh Whimp at an undisclosed address not far from Downing Street.
Whimp has confirmed that the sauce was authentic and spoke with assurance about the subject.
'I am at liberty to inform you that the security of our Nation has been put in peril by Snowden' said 'Tom' 'in future we will all live in fear that Isis is going to destroy our way of life.'
This news can only strengthen the resolve of all true Britians, who want to see the country rule the waves for evermore, that roast beef without sauce is to be avoided like the plague.
