Future King of England, if he can hang on long enough, Prince William, today amazed shoppers in Windsor as he mingled with the crowds of pre-Christmas shoppers.
The Spoof's Royal watcher reports that the Prince, looking splendid in all his bling and sporting a pair of Addidas trackie bottoms, a Duffer top and a wicked baseball cap stunned crowds in Game when he played Grand Theft Auto and wiped the floor with all comers.
Brian Phelps who was in the shop told us:
"He was well tasty guy, you know what I mean? He's done me man proper well good. Respeck yo' Highness and all that"
The Prince then went into Ann Summers before emerging red-faced and carrying a suspicious looking parcel under his arm. Looks like his bird's going to have a very merry Christmas ho-ho-ho.
We managed to get a word with His Trendyness in the middle of the press scrum and he told us:
"Hey dude! Christmas is a proper wicked well bangin' time and I'm just out here chillin' wit me pals and havin' a cool time innit? Now I gotta shoot guy, and get somefing for me folks and me main-man Harry me brudder guy".
The Spoof says:
My my your Highness! You're certainly in the groove with all the street talk and totally in touch with your future subjects and that. Gawd bless you Sir at this Festive Season.
