Written by j.w.

Friday, 13 January 2012

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Sarah in Happier Times

Sarah Ferguson aka as the Duchess of York has been caught up in Turkish law for not getting the agreement of mistreated orphans before taking photographs of them.

Prince Andrew aka the Duke of York is camping outside the Turkish embassy in London in protest as the extradition of Sarah is impending. The Queen was not available for comment but it became known that she is not pleased with the situation.

In an exclusive interview with Sarah she was in defiant mood. 'It is the only decent thing I have done in my entire life' she cried 'the Turks have a nerve! They should be ashamed of the way they treat orphans and not be persecuting those who reveal the truth about their country.'

A spokesman for the Turkish government would only say that Turkish laws had been broken and the perpetrator should be brought to justice. The extradition of Sarah Ferguson is expected soon.

The chief Home Office security officer, Philip Brandenburg, advised all those leaving this country for Turkey to abide by Turkish law. 'No one is above the law. Not even an ex-Royal' he said.

Prince Charles has complained that no one has asked him for his opinion. Nonetheless he announced that 'Ex Royal divorcees should not be loose canons or they might end up crashing into something.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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