Politicians Not Worth It

Written by j.w.

Thursday, 16 October 2014

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A fringe meeting at our local pub has been given an accolade by the pub clientele when a meeting was secretly taped.

One of our members is clearly heard saying: 'Our MP's are not worth it. They are all liars and cheats. I wouldn't pay them two pence' Pub landlord, David Moon issued an immediate disavowal stating :'Our members do not hold such views, the member responsible for this outrageous outburst has apologised and said MP's are 'worth what they get'.

Shock waves, however, have gone through the Parliamentary Chambers as twitter accounts demonstrate huge approval of the expressed opinion. 'Two pence is far too much' claimed one tweet. A petition signed by 90,000 people in five minute expressed full support for the opinion that are not worth two pence.'

A kipper, the two faced variety with no guts, distanced himself from the vast majority and said it was all the fault of immigrants who had undermined the House of Commons via Eton and Oxford through the Bullies Club.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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