Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

image for Barrenness Warsi sacked from Foreign Orifice job
Sayeeda was once a Solihull beauty queen

London, UK - Sadass wannabe Sayeeda Warsi is out on her fat arse tonight following a spat about terrists and Trojan Horse stuff.

The jumped up nobody from Solihull has been given the Order of the Boot after publicly self-destructing her reputation like a complete twat.

For two two years a senior Foreign Orifice minister under William Hague, M'Noble Lady had claimed that terror cops ops into Birmingham Islamic free schools were nothing more than a hysteric witch hunt.

Unfortunately for Warsi the highly decorated retired UK Head of Counter Terror in charge of the investigation smelled a great big radicalised rat.

And dug deep into the morass of radical Islamic free school mumbo that was brainwashing young Brummies into becoming next generation wackjob jihadis.

Last month a hornets' nest of up-and-coming Osamas was smoked out of its Birmingham spider hole following ex-Deputy Commissioner Pete Clarke's penetrating probe.

Tonight Warsi's political career is over bar the odd public self pitying rant blaming the Palestinians.

A juicy sinecure from British Gas or Barclays Bank no doubt follows.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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