An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.
Arabia, real name T.E, has been seen whipping up a storm on the jovial ruddy-faced butcher's floor of a Friday morning.
"It's unbelievable" gabbles an excited Bill. "I'd just put down some fresh sawdust and the next thing I hear a sort of wind noise and the dust forms into one of those funny little whirly things, just like a mini tornado" he further gabbles.
Folk, as people are called in Scotland, are coming from far and wide to see the amazing spectacle.
"I'm no' complaining though as I'm shifting loads of sausages, bacon and mince pies" chuckles a freshly minted Bill.
The Spoof says that it's an ill wind...