Whore on Terra: Queen's Speech promises US State Visit

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 November 2006

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MPs worried by changes to Mental Health Act

House of Lords, London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): An official royal Whore on Terra State Visit to the United States is in the pipeline for next year according to plans laid out before Parliament in the Queen's Speech today.

And already the trip is being hailed as the royal icing on the House of Mountbatten yellow-cake.

The proposal has been greeted with canny predictions that it will trigger that all-important tumultuous victory in the Hearts 'N' Minds campaign to woo American citizens into voting Republican in 2008.

But cynics have panned the proposal as yet another paranoid knee-jerk reaction to divert public attention away from the Poodle Administration's other Queen's Speech proposals, namely the de-humanisisation of the 9/11 Inhuman Rites Act which the US Department of Homeland Insecurity is sponsoring.

This allows the White House to extradite UK citizens on zero evidence while protecting senile old IRA financiers in the Senate and House of Representatives from prosecution at home or abroad.

Meanwhile, new proposals in today's Speech have promised yet another stab at an favorite Rovian fantasy to deplete UK citizens of yet more of their civil rights:

The re-vamping of the Mental Health Act plans to detain people indefinitely if they have untreatable personality disorders, even if they have not committed a crime.

Diagnosis of such a disorder would be dowsed by the Prime Monster's racket partner, blind trust portfolio bagman and chief WMD fantasist Lord Levy.

The core tenets of the Mental Health Bill promise that 'suspects' will face compulsory treatment even if their condition cannot not be treated - either because it is deemed 'untreatable' or 'incurable' or because it does not exist.

However, a few Rovian sweeteners have been bunged into this proposed Bill in the form of exemptions.

For instance the Pretender to the Throne , although seemingly incurable in his condition, would be protected because he knows too much about the financing of the House of Mountbatten and the selling of peerages to Whore on Terra enthusiasts.

Interestingly, senior Metropolitan Police officers probing the Labour Sperm Donors scam COULD be diagnosed and recommended for treatment but not detained for as long as there is no official interrogation of Prime Monster Tony Blair. Ever. Or that of his lovely wife Cherry Bush QC. Or Chancellor Gordon Brown. Or Lord Falconer. Or any of their former financial and legal advisers currently relaxing at Her Majesty's Pleasure in HMP Broadmoor or Rampton.

Full details of the Queen's Speech are available online.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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