Written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

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Spain punishes Gibraltar yet again for being Gibraltar. Santa and his reindeer and presents were made to queue on foot through the Spanish- Gibraltar border for 7 hours in a force 11 hurricane to punish Spanish and Gibraltar children for Santa's efforts trying to deliver their presents.

The fanatical right wing Spanish government who want to "aquire" this part of Great Britain have once again ordered delays to ordinary law abiding Spanish and Gibraltarian citizens, not only hampering aid to the Philipine disaster fund, but sidelining parcels bound for Gibraltar and nearby Sotogrande.

Santa Clause is said to have died of pneumonia while waiting to take presents to underprivileged Spanish Children.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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